The In-Between Portrait

What do with one's free time while your waiting for everyone to entertain you with new posts? Challenge one's self to create a self portrait using only MS Paint. What a crap program, I must say. But I don't think that's entirely what's wrong with this "painting." Looking like a hung-over baglady is what's wrong with this"painting." So have at it, all...it's good fun, if only for a moment.